Answer 1

How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't. They're born that way.

Answer 2

Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Answer 3

Postcard from a blonde: "Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"

Answer 4

What does a blonde owl say?
What? What?

Answer 5

I looked into a blond's eyes but all I saw was the back of her head!

Answer 6

What can save a dying blonde?
Hair transplants

Answer 7

How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.

Answer 8

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant!

Answer 9

How many blonde jokes are there?
One. The rest are all true.

Answer 10

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D. -- Mentally Deficient?

Answer 11

How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
She put batteries in it.

Answer 12

Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
It was too tight.

Answer 13

Blondes have more fun but they don't know it.

Answer 14

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Answer 15

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

Answer 16

Did you hear about the blonde shoplifter?
She was found dead under K-Mart.

Answer 17

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them!

Answer 18

Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
She believed him!

Answer 19

Why are the Japanese so smart?
No blondes.

Answer 20

What do you say to a blonde who won't give in?
"Have another beer."

Answer 21

Why don't blondes make good truck drivers?
When you give them a good load it takes them 9 months to deliver!

Answer 22

How can you tell if a blonde's been in your fridge?
There's lipstick on the cucumber.

Answer 23

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
The vegetable garden

Answer 24

Why was the blonde arrested for public urination?
She saw a sign that said "Stop! Wet floor!"

Answer 25

How do you kill a blonde?
Give her a gun and tell her it's a hair dryer.

Answer 26

Why are blondes immune to Mad Cow Disease?
It just affects the brain.

Answer 27

What are the 2 toughest years of a blonde's life?
6th grade

Answer 28

Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?
It's the closest they'll ever get to a bright idea!

Answer 29

What did the blonde girl do when she gave birth to twins?
She bought 2 paternity tests.

Answer 30

How many blondes does it take to play a game of tag?
One

Answer 31

How many blonde jokes are there?
One. The rest are all true stories!

Answer 32

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
Fertilized

Answer 33

Why do blondes take the pill?
So they know what day of the week it is.

Answer 34

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them but never see any.

Answer 35

What's the first thing a blonde hears in the morning?
"See ya!"

Answer 36

A blonde was so sick of people making fun of her for being a...

Answer 37

Blonde: What does IDK stand for? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde:...

Answer 38

Why are only 2% of blondes touch typists? The other 98% are...

Answer 39

How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde

Answer 40

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? She...