Answer 1

Why are lawyers great in bed?
They practice screwing people.

Answer 2

What is the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

Answer 3

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.

Answer 4

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue

Answer 5

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman

Answer 6

If you think talk is cheap try hiring a lawyer.

Answer 7

The lawyer's creed: "A man is innocent until proven broke."

Answer 8

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal...

Answer 9

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Your Honor"

Answer 10

What do an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

Answer 11

Make crime pay. Be a lawyer.

Answer 12

What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? The tie...

Answer 13

What is the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The...

Answer 14

You know you need a new lawyer when he warns a hostile witness...

Answer 15

Why is ET short? Because he has little legs!