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Wife: Did you sleep well?
Husband: No, I made some mistakes.
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"Can you prescribe some more sleeping pills for my husband? He's woken up."
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How did a man go 9 days without sleep?
He just slept at night!
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What kind of fall makes you unconscious but doesn't hurt?
Falling asleep
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Did you hear about the sound sleeper?
He snored.
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Husband: I don't know if I should take Nytol. There's a warning on it.
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Don't hate yourself in the morning... sleep 'til noon.
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Never go to bed angry... Stay up and plot your revenge!
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Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?
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