Son jokes

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Our son brought home a note from school. They wanted to a written excuse for his presence.

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My son must have gotten his brains from his mother. I still have mine.

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Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's having an affair with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

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My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

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Don: I have the perfect son.
Frank: Does he smoke?
Don: Nope.
Frank: Does he drink whiskey?
Don: Nope.
Frank: Does he ever come home late?
Don: Nope.
Frank: I guess you really do have the perfect son! How old is he?
Don: He'll be 6 months old next Tuesday.

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