Answer 1

A recent survey showed that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions hands down!

Answer 2

Sign at the front desk of a sperm bank: "Thank you for coming"

Answer 3

Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
Because none of them will stop and ask for directions.

Answer 4

Why did the gay guy working at the sperm bank get fired?
He was caught drinking on the job.

Answer 5

"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"

Answer 6

One sperm asks the other "how far until we get to the ovaries?" "Relax," the second sperm said. "We just passed the tonsils."

Answer 7

What is long, hard and full of seamen?
A submarine

Answer 8

A gay guy is cruising in a gay bar. He finds a hot guy, they...

Answer 9

What did the vagina say to the penis? So do you cum here often?

Answer 10

Answer 11

When do guys usually jerk off? Whenever they can!

Answer 12

There was a young pervert from Zea Who said, "Alas, I can't...