Answer 1

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob

Answer 2

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Answer 3

"Let's go swimming! Water you wading for?"

Answer 4

He was so unlucky his swimming pool burned down.

Answer 5

If they have smoking sections in restaurants they might as well have peeing sections in swimming pools!

Answer 6

What did the blonde say when she came in last in the 100-yard breaststroke competition?
"No fair! The other girls were using their hands!"

Answer 7

Never test the depth of water with both feet.

Answer 8

"A man knocked on my door asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

Answer 9

Why was the diver angry at the diving board?
Because it flipped him off!

Answer 10

It's very uncommon for two archers to have the same score --...

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Answer 12

"I used to be a professional fisherman but then I discovered I...

Answer 13

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? 9....

Answer 14

Why aren't there Mexicans in the Olympics? They all got deported.