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Things you dont want to Hear on the Airline Intercom jokes

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Uh. Sorry.

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You may have noticed the loss of an engine. But the reduction in weight means we'll arrive at our destination that much quicker.

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Drinks are on me!

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Look, you have no idea how hard these things are to fly!

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I'll have what the Captain's having.

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How many parachutes do we have?

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Aviation jokes

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The probability of survival is proportional to the angle of arrival.

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Airport jokes

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How do you know it's midnight at an American airport? When you see...

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Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

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Airplane jokes

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Accident jokes

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"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my...