Twin jokes

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You might be a redneck if you've ever wondered if Siamese twins get 2 social security checks!

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"I was dating a Siamese twin for awhile. But as she got older I started dating her sister behind her back..."

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Why did the twins split the rent as babies?
They were womb mates before becoming bosom buddies.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
So the other could learn to drive.

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Headline: Suicidal Twin Kills Sister by Mistake!

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?
Because two Ed's are better than one.

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Grandmother jokes

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"Mommy, mommy! Grandma's going out!" "Well, throw on some more...

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Brother jokes

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Son jokes

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Don: I have the perfect son. Frank: Does he smoke? Don:...

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Sister jokes

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A little boy wrote to Santa Claus "please send me a sister." Santa...

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Name jokes

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What do you call a female magician? Trixie