Used Car Salesmen jokes

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I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership. A salesman came out and said "come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!" Later I discovered he was talking about the payments.

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How is buying a used car like going to a whorehouse?
You're pretty sure you'll get screwed.

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