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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
Toys for Twats
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Who's the largest manufacturer of vibrators?
Genital Electric
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What do a vibrator and soybeans have in common?
They're both meat substitutes.
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"If size doesn't matter why isn't my girlfriend's vibrator 3 inches long?"
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!"
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