Answer 1

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Answer 2

How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

Answer 3

What do violas and lawsuits have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Answer 4

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
Sit in the back and don't play.

Answer 5

Why do viola players spend a lot of time standing outside houses?
They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

Answer 6

What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola.

Answer 7

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Answer 8

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Answer 9

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Answer 10

How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"

Answer 11

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