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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?
The bow is moving.
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What do a violin and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
A viola burns longer.
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What do you get when you cross a lamp with a violin?
You get light music.
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Which positions does a violist use?
First, third and emergency.
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Which is larger, a violin or a viola?
They're actually the same size but a violinist's head is tons bigger.
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What would a violin player do if he won a million dollars?
Keep playing gigs until the money ran out.
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What did the boy say when he forgot the bow for his violin lesson?
Oh, fiddlesticks!
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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
Both are offensive and inaccurate.
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