Water jokes

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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.

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Why did the blonde take an empty glass and a glass full of water to bed?
She wasn't sure if she would get thirsty in the middle of the night.

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Who pays $2 for a bottle of Evian water?
Spell "Evian" backwards and you'll find out.

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Teacher: Johnny, what is the chemical representation for water?
Johnny: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Johnny: You said it was H to O.

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What runs but never walks?
Water

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