White jokes - Pardon My Ego

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How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?
9 months

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What is white and 14 inches long?
Absolutely nothing

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Why are white people always on the toilet?
Because they're full of shit!

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

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What do you call 300 white men chasing after a black man?
The PGA Tour

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What is the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, venomous, cold-blooded, slimy creature of Satan. The other is a snake.

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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese

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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.

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Why did white people own slaves?
They weren't strong enough to pick cotton!

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