Answer 1

How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.

Answer 2

What happens when a whorehouse catches on fire?
Some come out running and some run out coming.

Answer 3

What do you call a whore with her own car?
Feels on Wheels

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Answer 5

Two guys go to a whorehouse. The first guy goes in and comes out saying "my wife is better." The second guy goes in, comes out and says "You know what? Your wife IS better!"

Answer 6

What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut?
Tug-of-whore

Answer 7

Why were the 2 whores travelling in London pissed off?
They found out Big Ben was a clock!

Answer 8

"She's nothing more than a two-bit whore."
"She prefers the term 'Low-Cost Provider.'"

Answer 9

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can't hear a vitamin.

Answer 10

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts

Answer 11

What do bungee jumping and whores have in common?
They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks you're screwed!

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Answer 15

What's a penis's favorite recipe? Tummy pancakes!

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One day Mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found...

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