Answer 1

Where there's a will there's an inheritance tax.

Answer 2

"... and to my wife, Berta, who always claimed a headache when I wanted to have sex, I leave all of my aspirins."

Answer 3

Walt: It's a shame about Fred. Did he leave his wife much?
Paul: Yes, almost every night.

Answer 4

Jeff: What is a will?
Johnny: I don't know. What is it?
Jeff: Come on, it's a dead giveaway!

Answer 5

Misers are lousy to live with but they make great ancestors!

Answer 6

I'm proud to say I made my money the old-fashioned way... My father left it to me in his will!

Answer 7

Where there's a will there's 400 relatives.

Answer 8

What do an apple and a lawyer have in common? They both look good...

Answer 9

Make crime pay. Be a lawyer.

Answer 10

Why do banks leave the doors to the vault open but chain the pens...

Answer 11

A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to...

Answer 12

Why do you feel stuck with your debt? I can't budge it.