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What was the problem with the twin witches?
You couldn't tell which bitch was witch.
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What happens when angry witches ride their brooms?
They fly off the handle
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Why was the teenage witch grounded?
She failed her spelling test.
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What did the guy eat on the haunted beach?
A sand witch
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Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed the spellcheck.
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