Answer 1

Vince: We were talking on the phone. What happened?
Tom: I was driving and one of those stupid woman drivers was on my left putting on makeup using her rearview mirror!! She drifted halfway into my lane. I was shocked and dropped my razor which knocked the donut out of my other hand. I tried straightening out the car using my knees on the steering wheel. That made me drop my cell phone in the coffee between my legs which ruined the phone and disconnected us!

Answer 2

Women are the reason I look both ways on a one-way street.

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Answer 4

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and...

Answer 5

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Answer 6

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Answer 7

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?  Nothing…...