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Yo Mama so Fat jokes
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Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it.
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Yo mama so fat she made Weight Watchers go blind.
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Yo mama so fat Jenny Craig did a credit check.
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Yo mama so fat when she sees the "Say No to Crack" sign she pulls up her pants.
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Yo mama so fat the police stopped her and told her to stop selling crack.
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Yo mama so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
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Yo mama so fat even Jesus couldn't lift her spirits!
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Yo mama so fat she farted a 9.0 on the Richter scale!
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Yo mama so fat they had to install speed bumps at the "All You Can Eat" buffet!
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Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it read "one at a time please."
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Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it read "to be continued..."
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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
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Yo mama so fat she put the all-you-can-eat restaurant out of business.
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Yo mama so fat she wore the Malcolm X t-shirt and helicopters tried to land on her.
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Yo mama so fat people jog around her!
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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
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Yo mama so fat her beeper goes off and they think she's backing up!
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Yo mama so fat the picture I took for her last Christmas is still printing!
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Yo mama so fat God told her there was no room in Heaven and the devil said there was no room in Hell!
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Yo mama so fat the only three letters of the alphabet she knows are KFC.
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Yo mama so fat the National Weather Service gives a name to every one of her farts!
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Yo mama so fat her nipples touch on her back.
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Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl comes has a lifeguard.
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Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code.
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Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other people's fingers!
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Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
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Yo mama so fat she can't take pictures of herself - she has to take billboards
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Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway!
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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
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Yo mama so fat she got so hungry she ate a horse.
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Yo mama so fat she comes from all 4 directions!
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Yo mama so fat she jumped off the ship and a sailor yelled "Land Ahoy!"
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Yo mama so fat she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones and got the part of the big rolling ball!
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Yo mama so fat she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
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Yo mama so fat she doesn't walk - she rolls!
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