Answer 1

Yo mama so ugly she has to get her baby drunk to breast feed it.

Answer 2

Yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "sorry - no professionals!"

Answer 3

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye!

Answer 4

Yo mama so ugly they tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her.

Answer 5

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!

Answer 6

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped everyone.

Answer 7

Yo mama so ugly when 2 guys broke into her apartment she yelled "rape!" and they yelled "no way!"

Answer 8

Yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Answer 9

Yo mama so ugly they said her baby looked like her until they turned it right way up.

Answer 10

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the beauty salon she gets an estimate.

Answer 11

Yo mama so ugly they put her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

Answer 12

Yo mama so ugly her dentist treats her by mail order.

Answer 13

Yo mama so ugly the robber gave her his mask to wear.

Answer 14

Yo mama so ugly I can't even describe her because I'm scared to look at her.

Answer 15

Yo mama so ugly your dad met her at the pound.

Answer 16

Yo mama so ugly her reflection flipped her off!

Answer 17

Yo mama so ugly she only leaves the house on October 31!

Answer 18

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Answer 19

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa into stone!

Answer 20

Yo mama so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her.

Answer 21

Yo mama so ugly she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Answer 22

Yo mama so ugly when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.

Answer 23

Yo mama so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a
paycheck.

Answer 24

Yo mama so ugly when she was a kid her imaginary friend ran away.

Answer 25

Yo mama so ugly she's a real saint... a Saint Bernard!

Answer 26

Yo mama so ugly when she go to the bank they turn off the surveillance cameras.

Answer 27

Yo mama so ugly when she walk out of a pet store the alarm goes off.

Answer 28

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry.

Answer 29

Yo mama so ugly her pillows cry at night.

Answer 30

Yo mama so ugly her shadow quit.

Answer 31

Yo mama so ugly the only time she can go out is on Halloween but people pay her to go back inside

Answer 32

Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.

Answer 33

Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

Answer 34

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Answer 35

Yo mama so tall she uses the Eiffel Tower for a dildo.

Answer 36

yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed