Answer 1

No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded.

Answer 2

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Answer 3

Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't come to yours.

Answer 4

If the people don't want to come out to the park nobody's gonna stop them.

Answer 5

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Answer 6

What's the difference between a Yankee fan and a bag of crap? The bag!

Answer 7

A woman was cheering her son on in a Little League game. He was...

Answer 8

Why did the baseball player practice using Playboy magazine? He...

Answer 9

Why are baseball stadiums so cool? There's a fan in every seat.

Answer 10

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? 9....