Answer 1

You know you're drinking too much when your job is interfering with your drinking.

Answer 2

You know you're drinking too much when doctors find traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

Answer 3

You know you're drinking too much when you argue with inanimate objects... and lose.

Answer 4

You know you're drinking too much when mosquitoes bite you to get a buzz.

Answer 5

You know you're drinking too much when you fall off the floor.

Answer 6

You know you're trailer trash when your idea of loading the...

Answer 7

You know you're a loser when you drop out of the Origami Club...

Answer 8

You know you're addicted to video games when you've been shot...

Answer 9

You know you're having a bad day when you take an advance on your...

Answer 10

You know you're slow when you have to speed up to stop.