Answer 1

You know you're having a bad day when the suicide prevention hotline put you on hold.

Answer 2

You know you're having a bad day when the check for your income tax refund bounces.

Answer 3

You know you're having a bad day when the fortune teller charges you half price.

Answer 4

You know you're having a bad day when people send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

Answer 5

You know you're having a bad day when your wife says "good morning Tom, uh, I mean Rick..."

Answer 6

You know you're having a bad day when you take an advance on your Mastercard to pay your Visa.

Answer 7

You know you're a loser when you drop out of the Origami Club...

Answer 8

You know you're trailer trash when your idea of loading the...

Answer 9

You know you're slow when you have to speed up to stop.

Answer 10

You know you're addicted to video games when you've been shot...

Answer 11

You know you're drinking too much when you fall off the floor.