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what do you call idiots? people who look up this (:

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Why don't cows ever have any money? The farmers milk them dry!

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Can vampires donate blood?

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Nursing: Learning to save people's lives while struggling not to...

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How do you get an asu alum off your porch? Pay for the pizza!

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Where's the best place to hide a niggers welfare check? Under his...

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I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.

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Mimes are thinking outside of the box when it comes to their job.

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Knock knock Who's there? Thermos Thermos who? Thermos be a better...

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A penguin driving cross-country breaks down in hot Arizona. He...

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Yo mama so poor I asked where the bathroom was at your house and...

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Why did the witch buy a computer? She needed the spellcheck.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light...

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies...

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What's the difference between a Yankee fan and a bag of crap? The bag!

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Ford Owner Recommends Dodge

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Confucius say... Man who walk through airport turnstiles sideways...

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What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."