Answer 1

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a spaceship? The...

Answer 2

Do man-eating sharks eat women too?

Answer 3

What is an elephant's favorite sport? Squash

Answer 4

Why did the bird go to the doctor? He needed tweetment.

Answer 5

Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!

Answer 6

What happened to the fly that landed on the toilet seat? It got...

Answer 7

What does a female snail say during sex? Faster, faster, faster!

Answer 8

What do you call a bear with no parents? Rupert the Bastard

Answer 9

Why should you invite a giraffe over for Christmas? To put the...

Answer 10

"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog

Answer 11

Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.

Answer 12

What kind of horses go out after dusk? Nightmares

Answer 13

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I wanna hold...

Answer 14

What looks like half a hamster? The other half

Answer 15

Why do 2 skunks argue? They like to kick up a stink.

Answer 16

What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!

Answer 17

What is a mouse's favorite game? Hide and Squeak

Answer 18

Answer 19

how do dolphins get high????? they puff-a-fish

Answer 20

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar