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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it...

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What did the lion say to his friends before they went out hunting...

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It's more of a pun but... This is going to be inkredible!

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what do knights hate?A dragonflies!

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Ed: Have you ever smelled mothballs? Paul: Yeah. Ed: How did you...

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Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He...

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What is avoidable? The job of a bullfighter

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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an 'A' bra

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If swimming keeps you in shape why do whales look like they do?

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What happened to the glow worm who was squashed? He was delighted.

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How does a leopard change his spots? When it gets tired of one...

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If history repeats itself I'm getting a dinosaur.

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Why did the bunnies go on strike? They wanted a raise in celery.

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What does a crocodile call a giraffe with three legs? Lunch. What...

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A man with an alligator walks into a bar... Man: Do you serve...

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What do you get if you cross a lion and a tiger? Mauled!

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What do you call a Bulldog and Shitzu mix? Bullshit

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What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke