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When do guys usually jerk off? Whenever they can!

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Chris you lift pencils with rubbers on the end

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There was a young pervert from Zea Who said, "Alas, I can't...

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Why couldn't the skeleton tell a joke? Answer: He left his funny...

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What did one pussy say to the other Fuck me

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"You look like you just stepped out of a beauty shop... and fell...

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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter!

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"Mom! Deaf kids at school are making fun of me." "What did they say?"

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Sign at the front desk of a sperm bank: "Thank you for coming"

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A gay guy is cruising in a gay bar. He finds a hot guy, they...

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What's a lunatic way to loose weight? Land on the moon!

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What did the vagina say to the penis? So do you cum here often?

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Yo mama tits so hairy they look like coconuts.

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Throwing glass is wrong in some people's eyes.

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Confucius say... Boy who fool around with girl in wrong period get...

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Darryl Strawberry admitted he would have used steroids if they...

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Why are people not allowed to run outside naked but naked statues...