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Customer: This lobster has only one claw. Waiter: I'm sorry, sir....
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These must be misfortune cookies...  
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What vegetable has rhythm? Beet
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I opened up a meme the other day and it made me want to kill...
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What did the Gingerbread Boy have on his bed? Cookie sheets!
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Customer: Waiter! This soup tastes funny. Waiter: Then you should...
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Spaghetti on my sweater already moms spaghetti.
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What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?
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Why did the little tomato drop out of school? He could never ketchup.
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What did the mother turkey say to her misbehaving children? "If...
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Most children eat their spinach so they'll grow up big and strong...
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Sister: Mom wants you to come and help fix dinner. Brother: Why?...
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