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Church Chanting by Hal Aluya

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If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? To go to high school

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Teacher: I hope I didn't just see you looking at Johnny's...

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Nursing: Learning to save people's lives while struggling not to...

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How do you get an asu alum off your porch? Pay for the pizza!

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PUPIL: Teacher, is there life after death? TEACHER: Why do you...

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if a king farts is it a noble gas?

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What is the capital of Washington? The W

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What did the pen say to the pencil? So? What's your point!?

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What is in front of a woman and at the back of a cow? The letter "w"

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When did Julius Caesar die? A couple days before his funeral.

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Student: Science is stupid. Teacher: Why do you say that? Student:...

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I lost it while I was fighting this kid who said you weren't the...

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Student: How's your history paper coming? Friend: Well, my history...