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What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look a...

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies...

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Husband: Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes...

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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

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Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that...

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What do you call a female magician? Trixie

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? Because...

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What did the can say to the can opener? You make me flip my lid!

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If your father is a poor man it's your fate. If your father-in-law...

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Don: I have the perfect son. Frank: Does he smoke? Don:...

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"Welcome to married life! Too bad everyone hates your wife..."

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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes why do some people...

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"Mommy, mommy! Grandma's going out!" "Well, throw on some more...

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Why did Fortune never get pregnant? She didn't want to have...

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Girl: So what are you doing today? Guy: Your mom.