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What cheese is made backwards? Edam

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What did the mother turkey say to her misbehaving children? "If...

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Why did the orange stop crossing the road? It ran out of juice.

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What did one strawberry say to the other? If you hadn't been so...

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What did the corpse's mom do when her son acted up? Ground him

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How did aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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The chef was preparing the seafood when he pulled a mussel.

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Most children eat their spinach so they'll grow up big and strong...

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Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar!

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Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?

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Are oysters strong because they have large mussels?

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What is sleep? A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

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How do you tell the good mushrooms from the bad? Serve them to...

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If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi?

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hey what's that on your thumb? a plum on your thumb!

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Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!

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Sister: Mom wants you to come and help fix dinner. Brother: Why?...

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What did the banana do after the monkey began chasing it? The...