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Latest jokes tagged holidays

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Why is there an L in NOEL?
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Half of American shoppers buy gift cards at Christmas. The other...
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A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W...
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No presents this year  
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Why can't Frankenstein have children? His nuts are in his neck!
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My New Year's resolution is to look at the glass as half full,...
3 jokes
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Elf: Why do Dasher and Dancer take so many coffee breaks? Santa:...
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What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet
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What is the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther...
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What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!
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Why are leprechauns hard to get along with? They're very...
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Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?
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Girl: "Sorry, I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy:...
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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
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Thanksgiving is the day you give thanks for everything so that you...
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers...