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Can the teacher give a homeless kid homework?

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Did you hear about the painter who was fired for dropping things...

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Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow? It always went back...

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An architect is someone who makes beautiful models but...

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"I'm not saying our house is a mess but last week vandals broke in...

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I used to like my neighbors. Then they put a password on their WiFi...

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What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass

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What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

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Why do they call them "apartments" if they're all stuck together?

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The chance of a piece of bread falling buttered side down is...

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What do you call a blonde in a sauna? A hot air balloon

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A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

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How do men sort out their laundry? Filthy and filthy but wearable.

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What happens to dead plumbers? They go down the drain!

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Did you hear about the homeschooling mom who talked to...

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Jesse: Dad, what is used most often for birth control? Billy Bob:...

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