Answer 1

What is the best way to tune a banjo? With wirecutters.

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...

Answer 3

How do you confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him.

Answer 4

What is the difference between an onion and an accordion? No one...

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What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...

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Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard? He was playing...

Answer 7

What is the definition of a nerd? Someone who has their own alto...

Answer 8

What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car? He...

Answer 9

What do you call the girl on a trombone player's arm? A tattoo

Answer 10

Hal: I decided to give up the saxophone. Vince: Was it too hard to...

Answer 11

How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"

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What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King...

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond? The...

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What's the difference between a cello and a coffin? The coffin has...