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Latest jokes tagged marriage

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What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a...
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"My wife has more than kept her girlish figure... She's doubled it!"
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What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."
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What is alimony? Funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily...
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Husband: Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes...
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Husband: What would you like for your 40th birthday? A diamond...
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A women's lover said let's get married she said OK I'll ask my...
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"I didn't always have money. At one time I didn't know where my...
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"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage. He said...
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What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes
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T-Shirt: Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep!
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"My girlfriend is good at keeping secrets. We were engaged for 4...
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How can you tell if your wife has Alzheimer's or AIDS? Drop her...
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Why does the bride always wear white? So the dishwasher matches...
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A honeymoon couple checks into a hotel and ask for a suite....
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They are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous...
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How did the telephone get married? In a double ring ceremony