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Ya know ya ghetto when your idea of keepin' it real is going to jail!

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What do you call a Sun Devil with a championship ring? A thief!

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Why is Alabama the smartest state in the US? It has four A's and...

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"The first thing that struck me when I got to Paris was a damn bus!"

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What do you call an Australian farmer with a sheep under each...

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What is Iraq? A good place to take a shiite

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You know you're from Maryland if you got your 1st lacrosse stick...

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You might live in Wisconsin if you wear shorts and a parka at the...

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What is the fastest country in the world? Rush-a

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What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!

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A young Tennesseean went to the bathroom while his friend went...

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Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do it on TV.

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Welcome to Kentucky... Set your watch back 20 years!

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None....

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Why was the baby Jesus not born in Iowa? They couldn't find 3 wise...

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Why did they outlaw "the wave" in Michigan? Two Wolverines drowned.

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I once drove across Europe in 10 days, 6 days of driving and 4...