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"I wanted this date to end well so I brought my wingman......

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What do you get when you cross a gypsy and a Jew? A chain of empty...

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What did the master say to his confused disciple? "That was Zen,...

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I wish my grass was emo cause then it would cut itself!

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Christian said my jokes are baaaaa-d hes a G.O.A.T.

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Where do nudists go fishing? Moon River

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A person who speaks 2 languages is bilingual. A person who speaks...

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What makes 9 out of 10 people happy? Gang rape

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What did the midget order in the cafe? A glass of condensed milk...

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Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a...

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Why don't they just make food stamps edible?

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Woman: I feel really good about myself today. I gave a bum 5...

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Amber: I got a fortune cookie at dinner last night and it...

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Why do ginger people burn so easily? It's nature's way of telling...

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What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder

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How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two....