911 jokes

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Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Caller: My computer said it's performed an illegal operation and will shut down. I don't think I did anything wrong but I want to report the illegal activity.

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If a 911 operator has a heart attack who does she call?

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Yo mama so stupid she asked "what's the number for 911?"

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