Answer 1

Where did the mouse park its boat?
At the hickory dickory dock.

Answer 2

What do camels use to hide themselves?
Camelflauge

Answer 3

An elephant was drinking out of the river when he noticed a turtle asleep on a log. He walked over and kicked it across the river.
A giraffe nearby asked "Why did you do that?"
"I remembered it was the same turtle that nipped my trunk 50 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory!" the giraffe said.
The elephant remarked "Yes, turtle recall."

Answer 4

What did the mama buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he went off to school?
Bi-son!

Answer 5

What did the dead raccoon say in his will?
Leave it to Beaver.

Answer 6

Animal testing is a horrible idea. They just get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Answer 7

What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.

Answer 8

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Answer 9

What do you get when you cross a hundred pigs with a hundred deer?
Two hundred sows and bucks

Answer 10

There is a swing party in the jungle. The monkey is walking around and sees the tiger with the giraffe and the parrot with the squirrel. He walks by the donkey and sees him with a hard dick and asks "why are you serving yourself?" The donkey replies "I'm not. I'm with the snake."

Answer 11

What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly...

Answer 12

A penguin driving cross-country breaks down in hot Arizona. He...

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