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User Jokester

Member for: 11 years
Rank: Joker
Name: Nicholas
Location: LA
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Interests (Hobbies, Movies, TV, etc.): Fishing and gardening
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Stuff About Me That Isn't Boring: Hello fellow jokesters, I'm from a little town in Louisiana. My family likes to shoots the breeze and share the latest jokes we've heard. Figured I could share them with yall here as well.

In my spare time I fish and garden. My wife is always hollering that one of these days the roses are going to bloom with fishheads on 'em! That's the day I retire.

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Score: 2,201 points (ranked #4)
Requests: 55
Jokes: 459
Voted on: 15 jokes
Gave out: 15 up votes, 0 down votes
Received: 70 up votes, 0 down votes

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