Answer 1

Hard work has a future payoff but laziness pays off now!

Answer 2

The "Employee of the Month" award is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Answer 3

"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go can you take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again!"

Answer 4

Worker: Can I say something?
Boss: When I want your opinion I'll tell you what it is!

Answer 5

I've been trying to push the envelope at work but it's still stationery.

Answer 6

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...

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Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

Answer 9

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
He wanted to work over-time.

Answer 10

What is the difference between prison and work?
In prison you spend your time behind bars wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to go get inside bars.

Answer 11

"I love deadlines. Especially the whoosh sound as they go flying by!"

Answer 12

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Answer 13

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

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To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

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Why is it that when a man gets a promotion ahead of a woman it's...

Answer 19

Female Worker: I'd like to get something off my chest. Manager:...

Answer 20

Secretary: I'm afraid I've got some bad news. Boss: You always...