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This Jewish girl wanted me to meet her parents. She handed me a...

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How do you cut Rome in half? With Caesars.

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Why were roads built? So that the chicken could cross it in the...

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When a knight was killed in battle what sign did they put on his...

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Why are pirates so mean? They just arrrrrr!

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Why did Helen Keller commit suicide? I don't know. She was wearing...

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Christian said my jokes are baaaaa-d hes a G.O.A.T.

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I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

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What's black, crispy, and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc

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what was the captain doing when he died? he was whacking off so...

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What do you call two Vietnamese in a Trans Am? The gooks of hazard!

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Newton just burned the heck out of Galileo. You know what he says?...

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"We were married in Long Island by a very Reform Rabbi... a Nazi!"

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers...

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