Apple jokes

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Patient: Doctor, I think I'm turning into an apple.
Doctor: We'll have to get to the core of this!

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What is worse than taking a bite out of an apple and finding a worm?
Finding half a worm.

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Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic."
Step 2: Plug it into your computer.
Step 3: When iTunes says "Titanic is syncing" press cancel.
Step 4: Feel like a hero.

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