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How do you know a NASCAR fan is watching a Formula One race?
They tap you on the shoulder and ask "Is this qualifying?"
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What do you call 1,000 Restrictor plates at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car isn't called a racist?
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How do you know when a NASCAR car is broke down?
       it  turns to the right!!
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