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Why is horse racing so romantic?
The horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you kiss your money goodbye!
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Confucius say... Woman who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
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What's the best way to stop a runaway horse?
Bet on it.

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