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Horse jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by a contributor
edited by MC Jester

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Why couldn't the pony talk?
He was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor

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What is sadonecrobestiality?
Just beating a dead horse.

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Doctor: What is the condition of that man who shoved 6 toy horses up his rectum?
Nurse: Stable.

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Why was the cow very happy when it saw the horse?
Because it was his neighbor.

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What kind of horses go out after dusk?
Nightmares

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Horse Racing jokes

Requested in Sports & Hobbies by NumeroOcho

What's the best way to stop a runaway horse? Bet on it.

3 jokes

Clean Horse jokes

Requested in Childrens & Clean by MC Jester

How do you make a slow horse fast? Don't feed it.

1 Joke

Hawk jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by a contributor

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Eagle jokes

Requested in Society & Nature by a contributor

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Hedgehog jokes

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