Answer 1

What do you call 3 blondes in a Volkswagen?
Far from thinkin

Answer 2

What do you call someone who misses 10 car payments?
A pedestrian

Answer 3

What is the difference between a hedgehog and a Range Rover?
The pricks are on the inside of a Range Rover.

Answer 4

What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
"Am I exhausted?"

Answer 5

Car Salesman: Why are you driving the car in circles?
Customer: I'm taking it for a spin.

Answer 6

How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
Fill it up with gas.

Answer 7

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?
An automobile

Answer 8

"She attacked me with a tire iron! I had to fender off with my hubcap..."

Answer 9

Girl: My dad just got a new car!
Teacher: That's nice. Is he excited?
Girl: Definitely! He spent all last night painting it, changing the VIN, and putting on a new license plate.

Answer 10

"My wife kept bugging me for a foreign convertible so sitting in the driveway is a brand new rickshaw."

Answer 11

What is the most dangerous part of a car?
The nut that holds the steering wheel!

Answer 12

What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man!

Answer 13

If someone crashes their car on purpose why is it still called an accident?

Answer 14

I don't even want to imagine the parking situation at the Special Olympics!

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Answer 17

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 54. Two in the front,...

Answer 18

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it...

Answer 19

Who invented underground tunnels? A mole