Answer 1

What cat should you never play games against?
A cheetah!

Answer 2

What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
A sourpuss

Answer 3

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was money in the kitty.

Answer 4

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Answer 5

What is a cat's way of keeping law and order?
Claw enforcement

Answer 6

What's smarter than a cat that can count?
A spelling bee

Answer 7

What does a cat do when it gets mad?
It has a hissy fit.

Answer 8

What time is it when a dozen cats chase a mouse?
12 after 1!

Answer 9

In what kind of weather is a vet busiest?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

Answer 10

If there are 10 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?
None, they were copy cats.

Answer 11

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
Puss in Boots

Answer 12

"My cat can talk. I asked her what 2 minus 2 was and she said nothing."

Answer 13

What do you call it if you throw a baby cat out of a car?
Kitty litter

Answer 14

What did the cat do after eating cheese?
It sat by the mouse hole with baited breath.

Answer 15

Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
She didn't want to litter.

Answer 16

How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
He's smoking a cigarette.

Answer 17

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
It's meow-sic to their ears!

Answer 18

What kinds of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats

Answer 19

How do you make a cat drink?
Put it in a blender and strain off the fur.

Answer 20

Answer 21

Where did the kittens go on a class trip? To the meow-seum

Answer 22

"I saw a guy chatting up a cheetah. I figured he's trying to pull...

Answer 23

Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah

Answer 24