Answer 1

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks

Answer 2

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales

Answer 3

Why don't fish play tennis?
They might get caught in the net.

Answer 4

Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools.

Answer 5

If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland

Answer 6

Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and tail

Answer 7

What is a fish without an eye?
Fsh

Answer 8

Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze

Answer 9

How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the g

Answer 10

Which day of the week do fish hate?
Fryday

Answer 11

What was King Arthur's favorite fish?
The swordfish

Answer 12

Where do fish sleep?
In a river bed

Answer 13

How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line!

Answer 14

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

Answer 15

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

Answer 16

Why did the bird go to the doctor? He needed tweetment.

Answer 17

How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.

Answer 18

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Answer 19

What do you get when you cross a puppy and a cantaloupe? A...