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How do fish go into business?
They start on a small scale.
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How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off.
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What does a fish smoke?
Sea weed
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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAM!
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Why are fish so thin?
They eat fish.
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Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
He was caught with seaweed.
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Why did the salmon cross the road?
Just for the halibut.
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Why was the fish at the bottom of the ocean?
It dropped out of school!
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You might be a redneck if your pet fish committed suicide.
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Do fish ever get thirsty?
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Gene: Why did you poach fish?
Pete: Just for the halibut.
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Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
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What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits
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What kind of fish goes well with toast?
Jellyfish
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Two fish were in a tank. What did one say to the other?
"How do you drive this fucking thing?!"
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Did you hear about the evil tuna?
Rumor has it he was rotten to the albacore!
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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
"Your plaice or mine?"
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When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
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